To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
~ Aldous Huxley
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
~ Steve Bluestone
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
~ Lewis Grizzard
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog and ready money.
~ Ben Franklin.
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?
~ Larry Reeb
I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive. There was a sign out front: "No Dogs Allowed."
~ Phil Foster
He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
~ Ben Franklin
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~ Mark Twain
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me.
~ Jimi Celeste
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.
~ Martha Scott
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
~ Josh Billings
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
~ Erma Bombeck
I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes.
~ Monica Piper
Man is a dog's ideal of what God should be.
~ Holbrook Jackson
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
~ Alexander Pope 1688-1744 English Poet.
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
~ Honore de Balzac
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
~ Josh Billings
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people.
~ Karel Capek 1890-1938 Czech Journalist.
The more I see of men the more I like dogs.
~ Madame de Stael 1766-1817 French social leader.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
~ Ogden Nash
The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too.
~ Samuel Butler
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend, "The first to welcome, foremost to defend."
~ Lord Byron, an epitaph for his dog Boatswain.
Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.
--Harry S. Truman
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